Some of the most significant words ever spoken—or rather typed—about weed can be found in Tweets. And not all of them come from Snoop Dogg, although he does share the dankest memes. In fact, it’s usually the most random of users that have the best Tweets about marijuana. Doctors, lawyers, and even congressmen put in their two cents as well. Here are the 17 most legendary Tweets about weed.
1. The math wiz
We’ve all had it wrong this entire time.
2. “Alright, alright, alright.”
But only if you say it using your best Matthew McConaughey impression.
3. A joint a day keeps cancer at bay
If you don’t know, now you know. Take that, mom!
4. The best pickup line ever
Now that’s a line that’ll score you a date.
5. Keeping it 100
Meanwhile, beer is legal everywhere. Weed, on the other hand, is not.
6. Stay woke
Unfortunately, this is the reality we live in.
7. A big F-U to Jeff Sessions
If we could stop locking innocent people up that would be great, Jeff. Thanks.
Either that or they’re fresh out of ganja.
9. Kids and their darn Tide Pods
Finally, someone said it.
10. A man and his herb
A man with weed is a man, indeed.
11. “Let me get uh…”
Those chicken chalupas, though.
12. In God we trust
“The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was good.” -Genesis 1:12
13. The real reason why you’re not prescribed cannabis
Pot over pills.
14. Legalize it
Jodie and her husband, Mark Emery (aka “The Prince of Pot”), were forced to shut down their dispensaries. Meanwhile, the government of Ontario is planning to open its own pot shops. F***ed. Up.
15. It’s called a bowl, mom. Gosh
Can you say burn?
16. Where art thou stupid?
That makes much more sense.
17. Last, but certainly not least of the tweets, THIS
“Smoke weed every day.”
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