As reported by ABCNews, a cannabiterian (no, we did not just make that up) follows commandments comprising The Deity Dozen, including “Do not be an asshole” and “Do not ‘troll’ on the internet”. The Church of Cannabis states:
“Cannabis, ‘the Healing Plant’ is our sacrament. It brings us closer to ourselves and others. It is our fountain of health, our love, curing us from illness and depression. We embrace it with our whole heart and spirit, individually and as a group.”
How can you not love this? Simply divine.