Smoking weed is great, but you know that there’s a reason you should be eating it too. After all, cannabis is a superfood. Here are 10 things you’ll appreciate if you get your daily dose of vitamin weed from eating weed salads.
1. Kale just doesn’t do it for you
Some people get excited about kale. Not you. Why? Because you know the truth. Cannabis > Kale.
2. Struggling to find fresh cannabis leaves
The struggle is real. Sourcing quality cannabis fan leaves is no easy feat. In fact, it feels pretty much impossible at a certain point.
3. People asking you if you’re going to get high
You eat weed salads to get high? No. Eating raw weed isn’t for the psychoactive effects. That is what cannabis olive oil is for.
4. That rough scratchy feeling
Let’s be honest, the first time you try raw weed you’re shocked. The leaves were kind of scratchy. Now you kind of dig it.
5. Secretly enjoying the bitter taste
Some people try and hide the bitterness. You embrace it.
6. Other salads are disappointing
Quinoa spinach goat cheese salad? Meh. Would be better with cannabis.
7. Getting really excited about terpene combinations
Some people get hyped about the smells but you’re all about those flavor combinations.
8. Explaining why you don’t want to decarb your weed
Yes, I know how to decarb and no I don’t want to. I’m after cannabinoid acids.
9. Trying to find new recipes for weed salads online
You can only have a cannabis salad so many ways. Well, until you look online that is.
10. Feeling like you’re on cloud 9
The real reason you love eating raw cannabis salads? Your body feels amazing.